A Christmas Story

To My League: The Quest For Tayla

'Twas the night before Christmas 

And all through my team

Not a player was healthy

Not even AJ Green

My roster so cluttered

With Qs and with Os

In hopes that the waiver

Would cure all my woes 

Yet all of the injuries

Will continue this week

Dreams of TheTayla 

Whom I'll have for one last week

My friends in the league

All mopey and sad

Nightmares from the weeks

When I beat them so bad

Then quickly and suddenly 

There arose such a sound

That I sprang from my couch

To see what was around

Quickly to my phone

I flew like the Flash

Swiped straight to the right

And discovered at last

A glistening and gleaming 

Sweet sound had revealed 

I giggled, I laughed

I snorted, I squealed 

And there right before me

My fantasy app was providin'

The matchup for last place

Would be Chops vs. Holden

Of course, it doesn't matter

Who I start or I sit

My dreams of winning TheTayla

Was flushed like a shit

I'll piece it together

I'll search and I'll find

A way to win again

For TheTayla will be mine

Next season, I won't loose

I'll remain in the lead

On Alshon! On Lacy! 

On Palmer and Snead! 

I don't care who I drop

No move will be a mistake 

Next year's main goal

Is to beat the shit out of Jake

Now don't get butt-hurt

The only one who'll need lube

He might look like Shaggy

But we know him as Scoob

Now as for Benny and Beej

And the rest of you scum

Get your faces ready

For all of my team's cum

To my friends in the league

I send this with love

Merry Christmas to all

And forget what I said above

By: Cameron Black

@GBCam_Black

@realkingshiva